YOU SAID:
old shitliner is coming to port i will be there to tie her up
INTO JAPANESE
古いたわごとがポートに来ている私は彼女を縛るためにそこになります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Old shit is coming to the port i will be there to tie her
INTO JAPANESE
古いたわごとがポートに来ている私は彼女を結ぶためにそこになります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Old shit is coming to the port i will be there to tie her
That didn't even make that much sense in English.