YOU SAID:
Old ma'am, I'm going to mow your face!
INTO JAPANESE
奥様、私はあなたの顔を刈るつもりです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wife, I'm going to mow your face!
INTO JAPANESE
妻、私はあなたの顔を刈るつもりです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wife, I'm going to mow your face!
Come on, you can do better than that.