YOU SAID:

Okay, we had a few drinks last night. Not going to lie. And now we're fighting a massive spider.

INTO JAPANESE

分かった昨夜飲んだ嘘をつくつもりはないそして今、我々は巨大なクモと戦っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Okay, I'm not gonna lie about what I drank last night, and now we're fighting a giant spider.

INTO JAPANESE

昨夜飲んだものは嘘じゃない今度は巨大なクモと戦う

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm not lying about what I drank last night, but now I'm fighting a giant spider.

INTO JAPANESE

昨夜飲んだものは嘘じゃないが今は巨大なクモと戦ってる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm not lying about what I drank last night, but now I'm fighting a giant spider.