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okay so there was a cow and the cow had a name wich was michelle but the cow is trans so now its Burt. I love burt the happy little stinky cow wich is now named boo

INTO JAPANESE

さて、牛がいて、その牛にはミシェルという名前がありましたが、その牛はトランスジェンダーなので、今はバートです。私は今ブーと名付けられた幸せな小さな臭い牛のバートが大好きです

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Well, there was a cow, and that cow had the name Michelle, but that cow is transgender, so now it's Bert. I love Bert the happy little stinky cow now named Boo

INTO JAPANESE

そうですね、牛がいて、その牛にはミシェルという名前がありましたが、その牛はトランスジェンダーなので、今はバートです。私は今ブーと名付けられた幸せな小さな臭い牛のバートが大好きです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, there was a cow, and that cow had the name Michelle, but that cow is transgender, so now it's Bert. I love Bert the happy little stinky cow now named Boo