YOU SAID:
Okay, so like, WOAH DUDES, this guy, like, his name was Benjamin? And this dude, oh, this dude, he like, SO TOTALLY ripped me off! He, like, got the LAST BURGER AT MCDONALD'S! DUDES, GUYS, I HAD TO WAIT FOR 3 WHOLE MINUTES! DUDE!
INTO JAPANESE
さて、WOAH DUDESのように、この男は、彼の名前はベンジャミンでしたか?そして、この男, ああ, この男, 彼は好き, だから完全に私を引き裂いた!彼はマクドナルドで最後のバーガーを手に入れました!おい、みんな、私は3分待たなければならなかった!男!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, like WOAH DUDES, was his name Benjamin? and this guy, oh, this guy, he likes, so totally ripped me off!
INTO JAPANESE
さて、WOAH DUDESのように、彼の名前はベンジャミンでしたか?そして、この男は、ああ、この男は、彼が好きなので、完全に私を引き裂いた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, like WOAH DUDES, was his name Benjamin?
INTO JAPANESE
さて、WOAH DUDESのように、彼の名前はベンジャミンでしたか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now, like WOAH DUDES, was his name Benjamin?
INTO JAPANESE
さて、WOAH DUDESのように、彼の名前はベンジャミンでしたか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now, like WOAH DUDES, was his name Benjamin?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.