YOU SAID:

okay seriously if this gets more than 3 likes my mom is going to gift me with an Army bomb i need it

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私の母は私がそれを必要とする軍の爆弾を私に贈り物にしようとしているこれが3つ以上好きになれば真剣に大丈夫

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My mother is trying to make a military bomb that I need it a gift for me If it's like this more than three seriously okay

INTO JAPANESE

私の母は私がそれを私に贈るものである必要があるという軍事爆弾を作ろうとしています

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My mother is about to make a military bomb that I need to give it to me

INTO JAPANESE

私の母は私が私にそれを与える必要があるという軍事爆弾を作るところです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My mother is about to make a military bomb that I need to give it to me