YOU SAID:
okay seriously if this geto more than 3 likes my mom is going to gift me with an Army bomb i need it
INTO JAPANESE
このgetoが3つ以上私のお母さんが好きなら真剣に大丈夫私はそれを必要とする軍の爆弾を私に贈り物をするつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Seriously if this geto likes my mum seriously I am going to give me a military bomb which needs it
INTO JAPANESE
真剣にこのgetoが私の母を真剣に好きなら私はそれを必要とする軍事爆弾を私に与えるつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Seriously if this geto seriously likes my mother I will give military bombs that need it
INTO JAPANESE
真剣にこのgetoが私の母親をとても気に入っているのなら、それを必要とする軍事爆弾を投げかけます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If seriously this geto likes my mother very much, it will cast a military bomb which needs it
INTO JAPANESE
真剣にこのgetoが私の母がとても好きなら、それはそれを必要とする軍事爆弾を投げかけます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Seriously if this geto likes my mother very much, it throws a military bomb that needs it
INTO JAPANESE
真剣にこのgetoが私の母親をとても気に入っている場合、それはそれを必要とする軍事爆弾を投げます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Seriously if this geto likes my mother very much, it throws a military bomb that needs it
That didn't even make that much sense in English.