YOU SAID:
Okay, i will now tell you a long boring story so you have to listen closely!
INTO JAPANESE
さて、私今教えてくれる長い退屈な話に耳を傾けて持っているので!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
To listen to a long boring story now, I now tell, that you have!
INTO JAPANESE
今長い退屈な話を聞いて、私は今伝える、ある!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now listen to the long boring story, tell me now!
INTO JAPANESE
今長い退屈な話を聞いて、今教えて!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now listen to the long boring story, tell me now!
That's deep, man.