YOU SAID:
Okay I'm bored in the house and I'm in the house bored.
INTO JAPANESE
さて、私は家の中で退屈だと私は退屈家にいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, I'm bored in the house and I'm bored at home.
INTO JAPANESE
まあ、私は家の中で退屈し、私は家で退屈しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, I'm bored in the house and I'm bored at home.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.