YOU SAID:
Okay hello there friend I love donuts
INTO JAPANESE
さてこんにちはそこに私はドーナツが大好きな友人
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well Hello there I love donuts friends
INTO JAPANESE
さてこんにちは私はドーナツ友達が大好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well Hello I love donut friend
INTO JAPANESE
さてこんにちは私はドーナツ友達が大好き
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium