YOU SAID:

okay guys this is so epic but i pooped my pants in before i could sit on the school toilet

INTO JAPANESE

大丈夫だよ、これはすごいけど、学校のトイレに座る前にズボンを入れた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It's okay, this is great, but I put my pants on before I sat in the school toilet

INTO JAPANESE

大丈夫、これは素晴らしいことですが、学校のトイレに座る前にズボンを履きました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Okay, this is great, but I wore pants before sitting in the school toilet

INTO JAPANESE

さて、これは素晴らしいですが、学校のトイレに座る前にズボンを着ていました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, this is great, but I wore pants before sitting in the school toilet

INTO JAPANESE

まあ、これは素晴らしいですが、学校のトイレに座る前にズボンを着ていました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, this is great, but I wore pants before sitting in the school toilet