YOU SAID:

OK, who stole my 🐕!? Ahh! cat! 🐕: BARK! 🐈: 🙀 🧚: kitty! 🐈: meow! 🐕: BARK! 🧚: 😱

INTO JAPANESE

さて、誰が私の🐕を盗んだ!?ああ！猫！🐕:樹皮!🐈:🙀 🧚:キティ!🐈:ニャー!🐕:樹皮!🧚: 😱

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Well, who stole 🐕 my life!? Oh! Cat! 🐕: Bark! 🐈: 🙀 🧚: Kitty! 🐈: Meow! 🐕: Bark! 🧚: 😱

INTO JAPANESE

さて、誰が私の人生🐕盗んだのか!?ああ！猫！🐕:樹皮!🐈:🙀 🧚:キティ!🐈:ニャー!🐕:樹皮!🧚: 😱

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, who stole 🐕 my life!? Oh! Cat! 🐕: Bark! 🐈: 🙀 🧚: Kitty! 🐈: Meow! 🐕: Bark! 🧚: 😱