YOU SAID:
Ok, so you are telling me that the man robbing your house was dancing on the table, stealing your coal-powered laptop, and jumps out the window with a look of excitement?
INTO JAPANESE
わかりました、それで、あなたの家を強盗した男がテーブルの上で踊っていて、石炭で動くラップトップを盗み、興奮した様子で窓から飛び出したと言っていますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Okay, so you're saying that the guy who burglarized your house was dancing on the table, stole a coal-powered laptop, and jumped out the window in a fit of excitement?
INTO JAPANESE
さて、あなたの家に強盗に入った男がテーブルの上で踊っていて、石炭で動くラップトップを盗み、興奮して窓から飛び出したと言っていますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now, are you saying that the guy who broke into your house was dancing on the table, stole a coal-powered laptop, and jumped out the window in excitement?
INTO JAPANESE
さて、あなたの家に押し入った男は、テーブルの上で踊っていて、石炭で動くラップトップを盗み、興奮して窓から飛び出したと言っていますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now, are you saying that the guy who broke into your house was dancing on the table, stole a coal-powered laptop, and jumped out the window in excitement?
You should move to Japan!