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ok so today i died and i went to bill's house. then i got icecream and rode a pony while eating a horse

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さて、今日私は亡くなり、ビルの家に行きました。それから私はアイスクリームを手に入れ、馬を食べながらポニーに乗った

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Well, today I died and went to Bill's house. Then I got ice cream and rode a pony while eating a horse

INTO JAPANESE

さて、今日私は亡くなり、ビルの家に行きました。それから私はアイスクリームを手に入れ、馬を食べながらポニーに乗りました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, today I died and went to Bill's house. Then I got ice cream and rode a pony while eating a horse