YOU SAID:
ok so like where am i and where is my hecking dog
INTO JAPANESE
私はどこにいるのか、私のそっくりの犬はどこですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Where am I, where is my dog like most?
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬はどこですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Where is my dog?
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬はどこですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Where is my dog?
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