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Ok so I was walking around inside of the train and I tripped on this piece of chicken then I ate it but I was like ew this is a human leg, so I went a told a cop to put me in jail but he didn't and now I am an adult with diabetes.
INTO JAPANESE
[Ok] 電車の中歩き回ってと鶏のこの作品にトリップしてそれを食べたが、東西なんこれは人間の脚、言われたので刑務所に私を置くに警官が、彼はそうしなかった、糖尿病を持つ大人の今します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
East and West, Ok train while walking around and tripped on the chicken pieces and ate it, but what this human legs, so put me in prison policeman, he is adult with diabetes did not do so, now will.
INTO JAPANESE
東と西、[ok] を歩きながら電車し鶏肉にトリップし、それを食べたが、ないように、今、どのようなこの人間の足、刑務所の警官に私を置くので彼は糖尿病を持つ大人。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He tried diabetes because I train chicken and eat it while walking in the east and west, [ok], but now, as I put me on this human foot, a prison officer so that, grown up.
INTO JAPANESE
私は鶏を列車し東および西に、[ok] を歩きながら食べるが、今、この人間に私を置くと足、刑務官して、育ったので、彼は糖尿病を試してみました。
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My chickens to train and eat OK, walked to the East and the West, but now put me down to this human legs, a prison officer, who grew up, so he tried the diabetes.
INTO JAPANESE
訓練し、[ok] を食べる私の鶏を東と西に歩いたが、今この人間の足、育った、刑務官に私を置くので彼は糖尿病を試みた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Walked to the East and the West to train and eat OK, my chicken, but now put me in this man's foot, prison officer, grew up, so he tried to diabetes.
INTO JAPANESE
列車が OK、私の鶏を食べ、今この男の足に私を置くに東と西に歩いて、刑務所の責任者、育ったので、彼は糖尿病をましょう。
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Trains OK, my chickens to eat, now this guy's feet on my walk to the East and the West, the prison Chief, who grew up, so he's let diabetes.
INTO JAPANESE
[Ok] を食べる、東と西に私の散歩にこの男の足今刑務所長官は、育った、彼は糖尿病を聞かせている私の鶏を列車します。
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Ok to eat, the East and the West walk me this man's legs now Commissioner of prisons grew up, he let diabetes my chicken train.
INTO JAPANESE
食べて、東と西は私にこの男の足を歩いて今刑務所の長官は育った、彼は私の鶏の列車の糖尿病をさせてください。
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Eat and east and west walked this man's leg to me Now the prison secretary grew up, let him diabetes of my chicken train.
INTO JAPANESE
食べて、東と西がこの男の足を歩いてくれました。今、刑務所の秘書が育ったので、私の鶏の列車の糖尿病にしましょう。
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Eat and east and west walked this guy's legs. Now that my prison secretary has grown up, let 's make my chicken train diabetic.
INTO JAPANESE
食べると東と西はこの男の足を歩いた。私の刑務所の秘書が育ったので、私の鶏の列車を糖尿病にしましょう。
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When eating, the East and the West walked on this man's leg. My prison secretary grew up, so let my chicken train diabetes.
INTO JAPANESE
食べるとき、東と西はこの男の足を歩いた。私の刑務所秘書官は育ったので、私の鶏は糖尿病を訓練させましょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When eating, the East and the West walked on this guy's leg. My prison secretary grew up, so let my chicks train diabetes.
INTO JAPANESE
食べるとき、東と西はこの男の足を歩いた。私の刑務所の秘書は育ったので、私の雛は糖尿病を訓練させましょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When eating, the East and the West walked on this guy's leg. My prison secretary grew up, so let my chicks train diabetes.
You've done this before, haven't you.