YOU SAID:
OK, i will tell you my deepest darkest secret...... i'm a dog and i married a dog.
INTO JAPANESE
OK、私はあなたに私の最も深い最も暗い秘密を教えます......私は犬であり、私は犬と結婚しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
OK, I will tell you my deepest and darkest secret ... I am a dog and I married a dog.
INTO JAPANESE
OK、私はあなたに私の最も深くて最も暗い秘密を教えます...私は犬であり、私は犬と結婚しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
OK, I will tell you my deepest and darkest secret ... I am a dog and I married a dog.
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