YOU SAID:
Ok I’ll take a dog meal and hang on a rope
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬の食事を取るとロープにハングアップします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I take a dog's meal and hang up on the rope
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬の食事を取って、ロープにハングアップする
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I take a dog's meal and hang up on the rope
That didn't even make that much sense in English.