YOU SAID:
Oh, youred'm also sorry, but crying commits me f**ck'd yo china
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、あなたも申し訳ありませんが、泣くことは私を犯します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, sorry for you too, but crying commits me
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、あなたもごめんなさい、でも泣いては私を犯します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I'm sorry you too, but crying will commit me
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、あなたもごめんなさい、でも泣くと私は犯されます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I'm sorry you too, but when I cry I get fucked
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、ごめんなさい、でも泣くと犯される
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I'm sorry, but I'm raped when I cry
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、ごめんなさい、でも泣くとレイプされます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I'm sorry, but when I cry I get raped
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、ごめんなさい、でも泣くとレイプされます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I'm sorry, but when I cry I get raped
That didn't even make that much sense in English.