YOU SAID:
oh yes my mom and my cousin have been my friend and i my friend said yes to my friend she was a weird girl she was just like she is the best friend i i and she's my friend and she's a weird person she has no one else but i is my friend
INTO JAPANESE
ああ私の母と私のいとこは私の友人であったと私は私の友人は彼女がちょうど彼女が親友IIであるようだった奇妙な女の子だった私の友人にそう言って、彼女は私の友人だし、彼女は彼女が誰を持っていない変な人だが、私は私の友人であります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my mother and my cousin to say so to my friend she is and I my friend had been a friend of mine just she was a strange girl was like a best friend II, she is of me 's a friend, she's a strange people who do not have anyone she, but I have in my friend
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私の母と私のいとこ彼女は私の友人にそう言うし、私は私の友人は私の友人であっただけで、彼女は不思議な女の子だった親友IIのようだった、彼女は私のものであり 'saの友人、彼女は誰奇妙な人です誰も彼女を持っているが、私は私の友人ではありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, to her my mother and my cousin say yes to my friends, I just my friend was my friend, she was like a best friend II was a strange girl, she my are those 'sa friend, but she has a girlfriend who is a strange person everyone, I have a friend of mine or
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、彼女の母と私のいとこ私の友人にそう言うと、私はちょうど私の友人は私の友人だった親友IIは不思議な女の子だったように、彼女はいた、彼女はそれらの 'saの友人である私が、彼女はガールフレンドを持っています変な人の誰もが、私は私の友人を持っていますか、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, and her say yes to my mother and my cousin my friend, I will just as my friend was a close friend II is a strange girl was my friend, she was, she is their 'sa is a friend I have, she is nobody of strange people that you have a girlfriend, I di my friend
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、と彼女は私の母と私のいとこ私の友人にyesと言って、私は私の友人は親友IIだっただけのようになります奇妙な女の子は私の友人だったが、彼女は彼女は、自分の「SAは、私が持っている友人である、でしたあなたはガールフレンドを持っている奇妙な人々の誰も、私のジ私の友人
That didn't even make that much sense in English.