YOU SAID:
Oh wow oh my god oh my i need a cigarette now
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、ああ、ああ、私の神ああ、私は今、たばこが必要
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, ah, ah, my god ah, I need a cigarette now
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、ああ、ああ、私の神はああ、私必要があります今すぐタバコ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, Oh, Oh, my God, Oh, I need now have tobacco
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、ああ、ああ、私の神は、ああ、私必要は今あるタバコ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, Oh, Oh, my God, Oh, I need a cigarette now
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、ああ、ああ、私の神は、ああ、私、タバコは今必要
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, Oh, Oh, my God, Oh, my tobacco needs now
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、ああ、ああ、私の神は、ああ、私のタバコが今必要
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, Oh, Oh, my God, Oh, my cigarette now need
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、ああ、ああ、私の神は、ああ、私のタバコ今必要があります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, Oh, Oh, my God, Oh, my cigarette now must be
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、ああ、ああ、私の神、私のタバコ今あ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, Oh, Oh, my God and my cigarette now.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、ああ、ああ、私の神、私のタバコを今すぐ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, Oh, Oh, my God, my cigarette right now.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、ああ、ああ、私の神、私のタバコを今すぐ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, Oh, Oh, my God, my cigarette right now.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.