YOU SAID:

oh wow look at my children in my pants oh wait uh oh my children are in me now

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ああうわー見て私の子供私のズボンああ待ってええとああ私の子供たちが私の今

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Oh wow-my children my pants Oh wait, look at well uh oh my children my now

INTO JAPANESE

ああうわー私の子供私のズボンああ待って、見てえーああ私の子供私は今

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Oh wow-my children my pants Oh wait, er Ah I kid I now look

INTO JAPANESE

Oh wow 私の子供私のズボンああ待って、小胞体ああ私の子供私今見て

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Oh wow I kids my pants Oh wait, er Ah my children I watch now

INTO JAPANESE

ああうわああ私のズボンを子供たちが待つ、小胞体ああ私の子供私を見る今

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh wow Oh my pants waiting children, er Ah my children I see now

INTO JAPANESE

ああうわああ私のズボンは、待機児童、小胞体ああ私の子供私は今見る

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh wow Oh my pants waiting children, er Ah my children I now see

INTO JAPANESE

ああうわああ私のズボンは、待機児童、小胞体ああ私の子供私は今見る

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh wow Oh my pants waiting children, er Ah my children I now see