YOU SAID:
Oh wow, I can't believe that you're banging my wife!
INTO JAPANESE
うわー、私はあなたが私の妻を叩いているなんて信じられない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wow, I can't believe you're banging my wife!
INTO JAPANESE
うわー、私はあなたが私の妻を叩いているなんて信じられない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wow, I can't believe you're banging my wife!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.