YOU SAID:
oh we're half way there ooh squidward on a chair
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私たちはそこまでの道のりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, we're the way there
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私たちはそこにいる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
oh we are there
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私たちはそこにいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
oh we are there
You should move to Japan!