YOU SAID:
Oh, Vanessa, thank goodness you're here! A platypus has tied me up in my own pants!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、ヴァネッサ、あなたがここにいる良さに感謝!カモノハシが私を自分のズボンに縛り付けてくれた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, Vanessa, thank goodness you're here!
INTO JAPANESE
おお 感謝します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, thank goodness you're here.
INTO JAPANESE
おお 感謝します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, thank goodness you're here.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.