YOU SAID:
Oh to be, or not to be, that, is the question.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、それは質問である、するべきか、です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, it is a question, what to do is.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、それは質問が何をするか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, it asks what to do?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、それは何をするかを尋ねるか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, it's what you ask?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、それはあなたが求めるものは?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, it will ask you what?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、それはあなたを求める?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I ask you?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私はあなたを求める?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I ask you?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.