YOU SAID:
Oh sorry wilbur here take a carrot, calm yourself
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、申し訳ありませんが、ここでニンジンを取り、自分自身を落ち着かせる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, sorry, take the carrot here and calm yourself down
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、申し訳ありませんが、ここでニンジンを取り、自分自身を落ち着かせてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, sorry, take the carrot here and calm yourself down
That didn't even make that much sense in English.