YOU SAID:
Oh no, you're one of THEM!!!! Oh no! Oh no! Eh, it's fine.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、いや、あなたも彼らの一人です!!!!なんてこった!なんてこった!えー、大丈夫です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh no, you're one of them!!!! Oh my god! Oh my god! Eh, it's okay.
INTO JAPANESE
いや、あなたもそのうちの一人です!!!!何てことだ!何てことだ!えー、大丈夫です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, you are one of them!!!! Oh my god! oh my god! Eh, it's okay.
INTO JAPANESE
いいえ、あなたもその一人です!!!!何てことだ!何てことだ!えー、大丈夫です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, you are one of them!!!! Oh my god! oh my god! Eh, it's okay.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.