YOU SAID:
Oh no! Why do I never get the fun ones?
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ああ違います!楽しいものを決して取得する理由
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Different from the Oh! Why you never get fun stuff
INTO JAPANESE
違う、ああ!なぜあなたは決して楽しみを得るもの
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No, Ah! why do you never get fun stuff
INTO JAPANESE
いや、ああ!なぜあなたを得ることの楽しいもの
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Oh,! why do you get fun stuff
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、!なぜあなたは楽しみを得るもの
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Oh,! why do you get fun stuff
You've done this before, haven't you.