YOU SAID:
Oh, no! There's a little baby on my face!
INTO JAPANESE
あらいやだ!私の顔には小さな赤ちゃんがいます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Easy! There is a little baby on my face!
INTO JAPANESE
簡単です!私の顔には小さな赤ちゃんがいます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
it's simple! There is a little baby on my face!
INTO JAPANESE
それは簡単です!私の顔には小さな赤ちゃんがいます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's easy! There is a little baby on my face!
INTO JAPANESE
それは簡単です!私の顔には小さな赤ちゃんがいます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's easy! There is a little baby on my face!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.