YOU SAID:

Oh no the table had shattered after the jenga pile collapsed everywhere and bob cried profusely as he knew that the table costed five hundred thousand dollars so they forced bob to pay for it as they were so angry that they wanted to make him pay and poor bob was so sad for he could not even remotely afford that let alone his rent and insurance so bob ended up homeless after losing his job from stress he was kidnapped by google and sold to apple for testing and he was tested on constantly until he escaped and ran away to mexico there he met someone and married and he had nine hundred and forty eight children he is so happy now hooray

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、ジェンガの山がそこかしこで崩れ落ちた後、テーブルは粉々になり、テーブルに50万ドルもするのを知っていたボブは大泣きした。家賃や保険どころか、お金さえ払えなかったのでとても悲しかったです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, the table shattered after the jenga piles crumbled all over the place, and Bob cried a lot knowing he had $500,000 on the table. I was very sad because I couldn't even pay the rent, insurance, or even money.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、ジェンガの山があちこちに崩れた後、テーブルは粉々になり、ボブはテーブルの上に50万ドルがあると知って大泣きしました。家賃も保険もお金も払えず、とても悲しかったです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, and after the jenga pile crumbled all over the place, the table shattered and Bob burst into tears when he found out there was $500,000 on the table. I was very sad because I couldn't pay rent, insurance, or money.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、ジェンガの山があちこちに崩れた後、テーブルは粉々になり、テーブルの上に50万ドルがあると知ったボブは泣き出しました。家賃も保険もお金も払えず、とても悲しかったです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, the table shattered after the jenga pile crumbled all over the place, and Bob burst into tears when he found out there was half a million dollars on the table. I was very sad because I couldn't pay rent, insurance, or money.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、ジェンガの山があちこちに崩れた後、テーブルは粉々になり、テーブルの上に50万ドルがあると知ったボブは泣き出しました。家賃も保険もお金も払えず、とても悲しかったです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, the table shattered after the jenga pile crumbled all over the place, and Bob burst into tears when he found out there was half a million dollars on the table. I was very sad because I couldn't pay rent, insurance, or money.