YOU SAID:
Oh no the table had shattered after the jenga pile collapsed everywhere! bob cried profusely as he knew that the table costed one hundred payments of five thousand dollars they forced bob to pay for it as they were so angry that they wanted to make him pay poor bob was so sad for he could not even remotely afford that let alone his rent and insurance bob ended up homeless after losing his job from stress he was kidnapped by google and sold to apple for testing he was tested on constantly until he escaped and ran away to mexico there he met someone and married he had nine hundred and forty eight children he is so happy now hooray
INTO JAPANESE
なんと、ジェンガの山があちこちに崩れ落ち、テーブルが粉々になってしまったのです!ボブはテーブルの支払いに5,000ドルの100回払いがかかることを知っていたので大泣きしました。彼らはとても怒っていたのでボブに代金を支払わせたかったのです。可哀想にボブはそんなお金を払う余裕さえなかったのでとても悲しかったです。家賃と保険だけでも
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The jenga pile crumbled all over the place, shattering the table! Bob cried a lot because he knew it would take 100 payments of $5,000 to pay for the table. They were so angry that they wanted Bob to pay. poor
INTO JAPANESE
ジェンガの山はあちこちに崩れ落ち、テーブルは粉々になりました。ボブは、テーブル代を支払うのに 5,000 ドルを 100 回支払う必要があることが分かっていたので、大泣きしました。彼らはとても怒っていたので、ボブに金を払わせようとしました。貧しい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The stack of Jenga crumbled all over the place and the table shattered. Bob cried because he knew he would have to pay $5,000 100 times to pay for the table. They were so angry that they tried to get Bob to pay. poor
INTO JAPANESE
ジェンガの山があちこちに崩れ落ち、テーブルが粉々に砕けました。ボブは、テーブル代を支払うために 5,000 ドルを 100 回支払わなければならないことを知って泣きました。彼らはとても怒ったので、ボブに金を支払わせようとした。貧しい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Stacks of jenga crumbled all over the place, shattering tables. Bob cries when he learns that he has to pay $5,000 100 times to pay for the table. They were so angry that they tried to get Bob to pay. poor
INTO JAPANESE
ジェンガの山がそこら中に崩れ落ち、テーブルが粉々になった。ボブは、テーブル代を支払うために 5,000 ドルを 100 回支払わなければならないことを知り、泣きました。彼らはとても怒ったので、ボブに金を支払わせようとした。貧しい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Stacks of jenga crumbled all over the place, shattering tables. Bob cries when he learns that he has to pay $5,000 100 times to pay for the table. They were so angry that they tried to get Bob to pay. poor
That didn't even make that much sense in English.