YOU SAID:
oh no the police i have to run this is my new home with a pigeon i escaped the police
INTO JAPANESE
オハイオ州私はこれを実行しなければならない警察はハトと私の新しい家です私は警察を逃れました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh i have to do this police is a pigeon and my new home i escaped the police
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私はこの警察をしなければならないハトであり、私の新しい家私は警察を逃れた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I'm a pigeon I have to do this police and my new home I escaped the police
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私はハトで、この警察をやらなければならない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I have to do this police with pigeons
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私はハトでこの警察をしなければなりません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I have to do this police with pigeons
That didn't even make that much sense in English.