YOU SAID:
oh no the bald man is on fire
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、大男は火の上にいる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, the big man is on fire
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、大男は火の中にいる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, the giant is in the fire
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、巨人は火の中にいる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, the giant is in the fire
You should move to Japan!