YOU SAID:
oh no! my house is on fire, someone call the fat policemen
INTO JAPANESE
あらいやだ!私の家は燃えている、誰かが太った警官に電話する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh no! My house is on fire, someone calls a fat policeman
INTO JAPANESE
あらいやだ!私の家は燃えている、誰かが太った警官を呼ぶ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh no! My house is on fire, someone calls a fat policeman
That didn't even make that much sense in English.