YOU SAID:

oh no my got outside and a are a eating a the a neighbor's chickens. now they're coming for the mail man stereotypically find and are tearing up the white house

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、私は外に出て、隣人の鶏を食べています。今彼らは定型的に見つけてホワイトハウスを引き裂く郵便配達人のために来ています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, I go out and eat my neighbor's chicken. Now they are coming for a postman who routinely finds and tears the White House

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、私は外に出て隣人の鶏を食べます。今、彼らは定期的にホワイトハウスを見つけて引き裂く郵便配達員のために来ています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, I go out and eat my neighbor's chicken. Now they are coming for a postman who regularly finds and tears the White House

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、私は外に出て隣人の鶏を食べます。今、彼らは定期的にホワイトハウスを見つけて引き裂く郵便配達員のために来ています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, I go out and eat my neighbor's chicken. Now they are coming for a postman who regularly finds and tears the White House