YOU SAID:
oh no my dogs got outside and are eating the neighbor's chickens. now they're coming for the mail man stereotypically and are tearing up the white house
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私の犬は外に出て、隣人の鶏を食べています。今、彼らは定型的に郵便配達員のために来て、ホワイトハウスを引き裂いています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my dog is out and eating a neighbor's chicken. Now they are routinely coming for the postman and tearing the White House
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私の犬は外で隣人の鶏を食べています今、彼らは郵便配達のために定期的に来て、ホワイトハウスを引き裂いています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my dog is eating a neighbor's chicken outside now they are coming regularly for mail delivery and tearing the White House
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は近所の鶏を外で食べています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog is eating a nearby chicken outside
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は近くの鶏を外で食べています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog is eating a nearby chicken outside
That's deep, man.