YOU SAID:
Oh no! I've gone bald!
INTO JAPANESE
なんてこった!ハゲてきたよ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my god! I'm bald!
INTO JAPANESE
何てことだ!ハゲてるよ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
oh my god! I'm bald!
INTO JAPANESE
何てことだ!ハゲてるよ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
oh my god! I'm bald!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.