YOU SAID:
oh no i accidentally ate my couch what should i do?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ i は誤って食べたない私のソファ何をすれば?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh I accidentally ate my sofa what should I do?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ私は誤って食べた私のソファ何をすれば?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh I accidentally ate my sofa what should I do?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.