YOU SAID:
oh no baby! what. is you doing?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、赤ちゃんじゃない!何。やってる?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, not a baby! what. Are doing?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、赤ちゃんじゃない!何。やっている?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, not a baby! what. Is doing?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、赤ちゃんじゃない!何。やってる?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, not a baby! what. Are doing?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、赤ちゃんじゃない!何。やっている?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, not a baby! what. Is doing?
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium