YOU SAID:
Oh my nonexistent god! Is that alive? Ew!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私の存在しない神!それは生きていますか?うわぁ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my non-existent god! Is it alive? Wow!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私の存在しない神!生きていますか?うわー!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my non-existent god! Are you alive? Wow!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私の存在しない神!あなたは生きていますか?うわー!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my non-existent god! Are you alive Wow!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私の存在しない神!あなたは生きていますかすごい!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my non-existent god! You are alive awesome!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私の存在しない神!あなたは素晴らしい生きています!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my non-existent god! You are alive wonderful!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私の存在しない神!あなたは素晴らしい生きています!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my non-existent god! You are alive wonderful!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.