YOU SAID:
oh my lord i need to take a selfie
INTO JAPANESE
オハイオ州私の主にする、selfie
BACK INTO ENGLISH
To main selfie, Oh my
INTO JAPANESE
主な selfie、オハイオ州に私
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Main selfie, Oh to me
INTO JAPANESE
ああ私に主な selfie
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh selfie major for me.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ私のための主要な selfie。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, it's a major selfie for me.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、それは私のための主要な selfie です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, it's a major selfie for me.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.