YOU SAID:
Oh my ham guys. Have you seen those darn dastardly turtles?
INTO JAPANESE
なんてこったあの卑劣なカメを見たことがありますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have you ever seen that sneaky turtle?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは今までその卑劣なカメを見たことがありますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have you ever seen that sneaky turtle?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.