YOU SAID:
Oh my gosh its a piece of bamboo!
INTO JAPANESE
なんてこった、竹の切れ端だ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What a mess, a piece of bamboo!
INTO JAPANESE
なんてめちゃくちゃ、一片の竹!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What a mess, a piece of bamboo!
Come on, you can do better than that.