YOU SAID:
Oh my goodness. This bouncy ball has fake spiders crawling around inside of it.
INTO JAPANESE
なんということ。この弾むボールは、その中を這う偽のクモを持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What the hell is that? This bounce ball has a fake spider crawling in it.
INTO JAPANESE
一体何だ?このバウンスボールは、その中にクロール偽のクモを持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What the hell is this bounce ball that has a fake spider crawling in it?
INTO JAPANESE
偽のクモが這っているこのバウンスボールは一体何ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What the hell is this bounce ball with fake spiders crawling around?
INTO JAPANESE
偽のクモが這い回っているこのバウンスボールは一体何ですか?
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium