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oh my goodness i just ate the most yummy delicious chicken kebab croissant of my life it was so moist and thick. my mumma thought i was twerking when i jumped into a vat of amino acids and got the testicular cancer of the thneed which made me cut off my liver

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ああ、私の人生で最もおいしいおいしいチキンケバブクロワッサンを食べました。とてもしっとりしていて濃厚でした。私がアミノ酸の入ったタンクに飛び込んだとき、ママは私がひねくれていると思った。

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Oh, I had the most delicious chicken kebab croissant of my life. It was so moist and dense. Mama thought I was perverse when I jumped into a tank of amino acids.

INTO JAPANESE

人生で一番美味しいチキンケバブクロワッサンを食べました。とてもしっとり濃厚でした。私がアミノ酸のタンクに飛び込んだとき、ママは私がひねくれていると思った.

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I had the best chicken kebab croissant of my life. It was very moist and thick. Mom thought I was perverse when I jumped into the amino acid tank.

INTO JAPANESE

私は人生で最高のチキンケバブクロワッサンを食べました。とてもしっとり濃厚でした。私がアミノ酸タンクに飛び込んだとき、ママは私がひねくれていると思った.

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I had the best chicken kebab croissant of my life. It was very moist and thick. Mom thought I was perverted when I jumped into the amino acid tank.

INTO JAPANESE

私は人生で最高のチキンケバブクロワッサンを食べました。とてもしっとり濃厚でした。私がアミノ酸タンクに飛び込んだとき、ママは私が変態だと思った.

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I had the best chicken kebab croissant of my life. It was very moist and thick. Mom thought I was a pervert when I jumped into the amino acid tank.

INTO JAPANESE

私は人生で最高のチキンケバブクロワッサンを食べました。とてもしっとり濃厚でした。私がアミノ酸タンクに飛び込んだ時、ママは私が変態だと思った.

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I had the best chicken kebab croissant of my life. It was very moist and thick. Mom thought I was a pervert when I jumped into the amino acid tank.