YOU SAID:
Oh my goodness gracious me! A flamingo ate a phone and a penguin (with a fish inside it)!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ私の良さは優雅な私!フラミンゴは、携帯電話とペンギン (とその中の魚) を食べた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh My Goodness gracious me! Flamingo, Penguin with the mobile phone (and the fish) ate!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ私なんてこった私!フラミンゴ、ペンギンと携帯電話 (魚) を食べました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my Jeez I! eat Flamingo, Penguin and cell phone (fish)!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ私のなんてこった私!フラミンゴ、ペンギン、携帯電話 (魚) を食べる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my Jeez I! eat Flamingo, Penguin, phone (fish)!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ私のなんてこった私!フラミンゴ、ペンギン、電話 (魚) を食べる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my Jeez I! eat Flamingo, Penguin, phone (fish)!
You should move to Japan!