YOU SAID:
Oh my god you secretly are a horse are you not
INTO JAPANESE
なんてこった、あなたは密かに馬だよね
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What a hell, you're a horse secretly
INTO JAPANESE
なんてこった、あなたはこっそり馬だ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What a hell, you're a horse secretly
That didn't even make that much sense in English.