YOU SAID:

oh my god you have not seen the new Gucci slippers yet? That's so last week, ewww.

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なんと、あなたはまだ新しいグッチのスリッパを見ていないのですか？先週もそうでしたよ、ええと。

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Whoa, you haven't seen the new Gucci slippers yet? It was the same last week, eh.

INTO JAPANESE

おっと、新しいグッチのスリッパをまだ見ていませんか?先週もそうでしたね。

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Whoops, haven't you seen the new Gucci slippers yet?

INTO JAPANESE

おっと、新しいグッチのスリッパをまだ見ていませんか?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Whoops, haven't you seen the new Gucci slippers yet?