YOU SAID:

oh my god you guys seriously he actually wants to chop my head off

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、神様、あなたたちは真剣に彼は実際に私の頭を切り落としたいと望んでいます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, God, you guys are serious. He wants to actually cut off my head.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、神様、あなたたちは本気です。彼は私の頭を切ろうとしています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, God, you guys are serious. He's trying to cut my head off.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、神様、あなたたちは本気です。彼は私の頭を切り落とそうとしている。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, God, you guys are serious. He is about to cut off my head.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、神様、あなたたちは本気です。彼は私の頭を切り落とそうとしている。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, God, you guys are serious. He is about to cut off my head.